encounters

gossip girls

March 4, 2026

I SAW YOU CHEATING AND I HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROVE IT, screamed a note stuck on a red phone booth — the only working one on Dean Street. The rest have become relics: street furniture, tourist icons.

Clearly, we wanted to be included in the gossip. So, with great curiosity and very little restraint, we scanned the QR code on the note.

What awaited us? A video of a man devouring a burger with such passion that it almost seems scandalous.

There we are then. Twats.

That’s Soho for you in a nutshell. The place plays tricks on the mind: you believe you are about to witness one thing – something deliciously improper – only to discover it is something else entirely. Soho never gives you quite what you expect and seems vastly amused by the confusion it leaves behind in its visitors.